How to say get well soon in a funny way

When someone is sick, we all want them to get well as soon as possible. Unfortunately, the length of their recovery can depend on what is wrong with them and the severity. Getting well after a few days of time off from work is a little easier than being at death’s door or recovering from an extended stay in the hospital. In this list, I have gathered over different ways to say “get well soon” that are sentimental and comical that can easily go with funny get well soon cards. I hope you find one or two that you like. If any of you have some funny ones of your own, let me know!

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1) Get well soon. I hate to ask, but do you want anything while I’m out?

2) Get well soon! If I had the flu, would you kiss me too? Just kidding. But please do get well soon.

3) Get well soon! The doctor said that we should see some improvement in your attitude in no time! You’re so tough.

4) Greetings from the other side of the bedpan…get well soon! Your turn is next…we’re just waiting for you to be ready. 

5) I have your crutches in a closet…my lunch is almost made…if you’re ready to go, let me know, and I’ll start the car. 

6) Get well soon! You make me sick with your non-stop coughing! Why do you insist on earning money by selling blood? It isn’t worth it…I’ll get better; give me time to recover.

7) Get well soon. I haven’t been in the bathroom much lately because I want to hang out with you. But you are driving me crazy! 

8) Get well soon! I hate to ask, but do you want anything while I’m out? If it were up to me, I’d bring you herpes on a paper plate…how about some chicken soup?

9) Get well soon. Just think of how much more awesome it will be when we can hug each other and not worry about passing germs back and forth! This way, if anyone gets sick in the future, they’ll know what they’re up against. 

10) Get well soon. I’m so excited to go out and visit you at the hospital. Please tell me if you want me to bring anything along when I come, like toilet paper, paper towels, soap…and a fork! Ooh! And sunglasses too. 

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